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“No Respect for Tobacco, All Love for Delta 8 and CBD Hemp Cigars!”

“No Respect for Tobacco, All Love for Delta 8 and CBD Hemp Cigars!”

Hey folks, Rodney here. You know, I get no respect, no respect at all. But you know who does? Acme Hemp Labs. They’re the real deal, the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas. They’ve got these CBD Hemp Cigars and Delta 8 products that are so good, they make me forget about my mother-in-law. And let me tell you, that’s no easy task.

Now, I’m not saying these cigars will solve all your problems, but they sure make forgetting them a lot easier. They’re rolled up tighter than my budget after a trip to the racetrack, and they’re smoother than my lines at the bar on a Saturday night.

And the flavor? Oh, the flavor! It’s like a symphony in your mouth. It’s like Beethoven, Mozart, and the Rolling Stones had a jam session on your taste buds. And the best part? No tobacco. That’s right, no tobacco. It’s all hemp, baby. Pure, unadulterated, federally legal hemp.

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Now, I’m not saying these hemp cigars will get you high. But let’s just say they’ll take you to a place where even my jokes are funny. And remember, folks, don’t operate heavy machinery after enjoying these cigars. The only thing you should be operating is the remote control.

But don’t just take my word for it. Listen to what Lisa M. had to say about her Hegar: “The size and the quality of craftsmanship is above all expectations. I lit it up and took a couple of drags and really like the feeling…” Or how about Lady McGregor, who called it a “masterpiece” and said, “The high CBD hemp flower is truly some of the best I’ve had in the category of ‘hemp’.”

So, what are you waiting for? Head on over to Acme Hemp Labs and check out their selection of CBD Hemp Cigars and Delta 8 products. And if you sign up for their newsletter, they’ll even throw in free shipping on your first order. That’s a deal even my bookie couldn’t refuse.

Remember, folks, life’s too short to smoke bad cigars. So, ditch the tobacco and embrace the hemp. Your taste buds will thank you.


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Legal Hemp Cannagars Available Online Through Acme Hemp Labs

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Finally! It’s Legal to Order Cannagars Online

Acme Hemp Labs, a company based in Denver, CO, has announced that they are offering online cannagars that are 100 percent federally legal. The company was the original creator of the cannagar in 2010 and was the first to sell it through various dispensaries in Colorado. The THC levels for these 100 percent hemp fan leap wrapped hemp cigars are below the federal standard of 0.3 percent, which means it is fully legal to buy these cannagars throughout the US, except for a few select states that have laws against them. Thus, anyone who wants to buy cannagars should check their specific state laws first to make sure.

Andy Scheer, owner of Acme Hemp Labs, says, “We are the creators and the original incorporated business of both Hemp and Marijuana Cigars. Over the years we’ve mastered our craft of creating affordable master pieces that are luxurious and relaxing. Acme Hemp Labs is dedicated to supplying the highest quality CBD hemp cigars (Hegars) as well as CBD, lotions and tinctures.”

He continues, “So you may purchase online knowing that you have the full backing of the US government and the 2018 hemp bill. We ship through USPS so that both the sender (us) and the buyer (you) are backed completely by the law of the US government.”

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Amazing Benefits of High CBD Cigars – Cannagars

The company provides the assurance that their hemp cannagars are rolled with 100 percent hemp fan leaf because they never mix any type of tobacco and don’t use any wraps or blunts or palm leaf for rolling the cannagars. Meanwhile, many of their hemp cigars have CBD levels that could be as high as 20 percent and higher. Cannabidiol or CBD is an active ingredient of hemp or cannabis that has been found by studies to be beneficial to a person’s health. It is tetrahydrocannabinol or THC that is the psychoactive ingredient, which is why federal laws restrict THC content to 0.3 percent.

Unlike THC, CBD does not have psychoactive effects. Instead, CBD may provide relief from pain and other symptoms. Studies have also shown that CBD may alleviate anxiety and depression; control acne; reduce symptoms of cancer and cancer treatment; help reduce high blood pressure; offer benefits for people with neurological disorders; prevent diabetes; prevent the spread of cancer; treat schizophrenia and other mental issues by alleviating their psychotic symptoms; and treat substance abuse.

According to Acme Hemp Labs, their hemp cigars may provide people with a relaxing smoking experience and unlike conventional cigars, they will not make people get addicted or feel sick. These hemp cigars are fully hand rolled and are 100 percent wrapped with hemp leaf in the same way that a traditional cigar is wrapped by a tobacco leaf. Thus, these hemp cigars are assured to be free from nicotine. These are rolled with hemp flower containing up to 20 percent or more CBD. The company ensures that no addictive ingredient is added to these cigars.

We are the Original Cannagar Company from 2010

Having been the company that created hemp and marijuana cigars, they became the leading experts on alternative smoking cigars. Being pioneers in this particular field, they were the ones who established the standards for this particular industry.

These cigars contain the best high quality CBD bud, available up to 8 grams for their larger hegars. The company was the first to use purely organic hemp flower farmers in the US. These CBD cigars smell like the usual tobacco cigar but tastes like the finest bud. People who smoke them really don’t get high but many people who have experienced smoking them describe the feeling as similar to when smoking THC related products, but without the anxiety and jitters. Meanwhile, those who have physical retail stores or relevant followers may partner with Acme Hemp Labs in selling these high quality hemp smokeables, hemperettes, CBD, and more.

Those who want to purchase legal cannagars online may want to check out the Acme Hemp Labs website, or contact them on the phone or through email.